The guys of One Direction are not shy when it comes to talking about women. They love them in every single size, shape, color, and country. But when we asked them one of our fan questions from our “Ask One Direction One Thing” post, Jessica Moir’s question seemed to stump the guys.

In a sort of role reversal of the Beyonce song “If I Were A Boy,” Jessica had us ask Niall and Zayn, “If you woke up tomorrow, and were suddenly a girl, what would be the first thing you’d do…besides look at yourself naked?”

The “looking at yourself naked” part was enough for Zayn. “Besides that?” he asked, with nothing else to add.

Niall elaborated slightly, saying, “That’s what I was just about to say. Well, I’d look down and scream. I’d pull up the curtains, or pull up the covers and be like [screams] AHHH! And then I’d go to the mirror and I’d go like this [squishes hands together near chest].”

It sounds like the guys cant’ see any further than just seeing themselves naked as girls. We were hoping they’d detail their first trip to the manicurist.

What would YOU do if you woke up as a member of the opposite gender? Let us know in the comments section below.