David Arquette has filed for divorce from Courteney Cox.  David filed on Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences,” and asked for joint custody of their eight-year-old daughter Coco.

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant’s divorce is still on hold.  TMZ says they’re trying to reconcile.  They’ve been spending a lot of time together, but Kobe hasn’t officially moved back in with her (into one of the three mansions he’s already signed over to her as part of their divorce settlement.)

When Lindsay Lohan totaled her Porsche, by ramming it into the back of a dump truck, she had alcohol in the car with her.  Fortunately for Lindsay, it was in a plastic water bottle in the trunk – so she didn’t break the open container law.

Tom Cruise brought home a very special Stacee Jaxx accessory for his wife, Katie Holmes, after filming “Rock of Ages.”  It’s a bejeweled, dragon-shaped codpiece.  He was asked about the piece and said, “Yeah, I wear it and I keep it.”  Katie doesn’t think it’s sexy though – she thinks it’s hilarious.

The cast of “Jersey Shore” will rake it in this season.  Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D will each make $150,000 per episode.  They got a $400,000 signing bonus and will get another $200,000 at the end of the season.  All in all, it comes out to about two and a half million – just for being themselves.

Betty White met with President Obama at the White House this week.  Betty said, “It was a thrill to be with Mr. Obama.  But the big thrill was being with Bo, their dog.  He’s the cutest guy you’ve ever seen in your life.  I spent a half-hour with him on my lap.”  It’s Betty White, so I know there’s a filthy joke in there somewhere.

Jada Pinkett Smith has advice for newly engaged Miley Cyrus.  She says, “Forever is a long time.  When you are starting forever at 19 years old, just know that what it is now and what it will be, is just going to continue to transform and change.”  She says, more than anything, the secret to making a marriage last is being with someone you consider a friend.