Let me start out by saying some people should not be allowed to procreate after reading what they named their kids. It is amazing to me that some fool actually thought it was a good idea to name their child after alcohol or a famous criminal. Just look at these names, can you believe it?
Usually we focus our attention on the most popular baby names, but not this time. The website KidCrave.com analyzed the Social Security Administration’s full list of baby names from 2011 and they some really obscure names!
Named After Alcohol- There were five girls named Tequila last year and five boys named Patron. There were also nine girls named Chardonnay and 12 named Abeer.
Criminals- There were 12 boys named Juvenal (funny they weren’t smart enough to spell Juvenile correctly), six named Corleone and five each for the names Capone, Gotti, Innocent, Bates, and Notorious.
Celebrities- There were five boys named Swayze (which I kinda like), six girls were named Brees, as in Drew Brees. Five boys were named Draper, as in Don Draper from “Mad Men,” and six girls were named Tiger, nuff’ said.
Other Random Names- Five girls were named Moo, six girls were named Latina, six girls were named Tomorrow, six boys were named Cougar, seven boys were named Tron, and seven girls were named Eh.