6. “Crying Blood”-[lastfm link_type="artist_info"]V.V. Brown[/lastfm]

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British soul chanteuse with the big band slant, V.V. Brown, might not sound like it in her song, but she is so heartbroken that she is “crying blood”:

I’m crying tears from my eyes that I can’t deny/And I am falling like a comet from the broken sky.

When’s the last time you saw someone cry blood? Only vampires cry blood! And her name V.V. looks like fangs! We are onto you Brown.